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Top Ten Signs Your Girlfriend Is Mad At You

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10. You ask her to get you a beer and she throws it at your groin. (lefty)
9. Someome sewed the legs of your jeans shut. (RAM)
8. She bakes you some peanut butter cookies, knowing you have a peanut allergy. (BABaker)
7. She changed your WoW password to her birthday after you forgot it again. (V2487)
6. She really did glue the toilet seat down. (Maniac Bob)
5. She has started dieting, working out and just got all her old "slutty" clothes out of the closet. (BABaker)
4. You got a letter to be on the Maury Povich show. (El Barton)
3. Your XBox is now on the back stoop with a new hole and a tomato plant growing out of it. (RAM)
2. She not only sleeps with your best friend, she sleeps with your best friend's girlfriend. (AlHubb)
1. That literal sign saying "I'M MAD AT YOU" might be one. (JDTAY)

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