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Top Ten Ways To Survive A Boring Meeting

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10. "Lawrence of Arabia" on your super hi-def resolution SmartPhone. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Unfiltered Camels. (Good Ol' Horseface)
8. Paper airplane. Right at the boss. Like a boss. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. Mexican Japapeno Bean Chili Dip washed down with a gallon of gin, approximately 1 hour before the meeting. (Good Ol' Horseface)
6. Slam your palm down on the table as hard and loudly as you can, and then say, "GOT him!" (Good Ol' Horseface)
5. Fill glass with water, slam glass of water, leave for pee break, repeat. (BABaker)
4. Paint eyeballs on your eyelids and take a nap. (Gregj09)
3. Take a shot every time the presenter says "synergy". (Mute)
2. Replace the conference table speaker phone with a voice-activated supersoaker turret. (Major Tom)
1. Ask questions consisting entirely of buzzwords. (AlHubb)

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