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Top Ten Signs Your Band Shouldn't Attempt A Comeback
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
No one even knows you split up.
Former band members will have a hard time getting off work from Applebees long enough to tour.
Tony forgets which instrument he played.
Rod Stewert requests permission to record a cover of one of your previous hits.
When intoroduced to people the most common greeting you get is "I thought you were dead".
The only thing you're "coming back" from is hip replacement surgery.
You enter an elevator and hear your bands most famous hard rock'n rebellious classic being preformed by One Hundred Strings.
You realize that the groupies you'll have will be the exact same women, 30 years older.
The members are out on parole in different states and not allowed to travel.
Your lead singer can't hold a microphone because he needs two hands for his walker.
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