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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad County Fair

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. The carnival ride operators are all wearing orange jumpsuits and have a police escort at all times. (BABaker)
9. Their funnel cakes are made from real funnels. (Maniac Bob)
8. You live in Stephen King County. (Bentley Bones)
7. It's a bad sign when there's a long line to see the "I can't believe it's not butter" cow sculpture. (BABaker)
6. Cotton Candy is 100% polyester (jumpinjack)
5. The animal judging consists of skunks, weasels and badgers. (AlHubb)
4. The petting zoo consists of dogs in various other animal costumes. (BABaker)
3. The main event is the greased guinea pig chase. (Ham Phillea)
2. Sideshow attractions include The Bearded Man and The World's Shortest Giant. (Toujin)
1. The 4-H Farmville team took most of the blue ribbons. (Maniac Bob)

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