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Top Ten Signs Your Kid Isn't Ready To Go Back To School
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
He chained himself to the treehouse and took the cat hostage. Mr. Muggles is not pleased.
His lunch money 401K isnt fully vested yet.
Swiped your credit card, not to buy video games, but so you couldn't buy school clothes
A Lego replica of him is standing out at the bus stop.
He is complaining that he can't get his jeans to sag any lower than his ankles.
You offer him an Angry Birds backpack, but it only reminds him of what he'll miss for 5 hours a day.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
He still hasn't emptied his backpack and lunchbox (gag) from last spring.
July has been taped back onto the front of the calendar.
Despite 100-degree temperatures, he is still excited to mow the yard.
He's whimpering almost as loudly as you were just before summer vacation started.
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