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Top Ten Signs You're At a Bad Back-to-School Sale
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
They're offering 30 seconds in the "Sharpened Pencil Booth" for every $50 you spend.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Class Of 2010)
The sale is literally held in the back of the school.
Many items look an awful lot like the lost & found at your kid's school.
They have a REAL school up for sale!
"Slightly Used Diplomas - $2.99"
The half-off pencil sale, is really pencils with half broken off.
The street corner cardtable, supplies displayed on the inside of the trench coat, and "small bills only" are all bad signs.
(Sissy is a rollin..)
Great discounts of cigarette lighters, roach clips and non-metalic knives
Free lead poisoning kits with any box of aftermarket mechanical pencils
It's the Back-to-School Sale at the liquor store. And you recognize some of the other teachers.
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