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Top Ten Reasons to Live at the North Pole

(submitted by Aceay)

10. Political ads are almost non-existent. (lefty)
9. When anyone asks for directions, "South" is always the right answer. (Chuck1863)
8. Zombie apocalypse? Alien invasion? Cloverfield monster? Nobody cares about the North Pole. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. Shoveling Santa's snow may get you on the "Above and Beyond Nice" list. (Magus Noan)
6. Who wouldn't want to have Santa Claus and Superman as neighbors? (Chuck1863)
5. Not a single mosquito in sight (Good Ol' Horseface)
4. Easy access to a talented, motivated and easy to store work force that gets paid in candy (BABaker)
3. You want to live in a place where the weather is getting better, not worse. (Baby Hates Bunnies)
2. You fit right in with the other guy with the fat belly and red nose. (AlHubb)
1. It's easy to be a landscape artist. (Chuck1863)

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