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Top Ten Descriptions to Avoid When Choosing a Bottle of Wine
(submitted by English Pete)
"Comes with its own brown paper bag!"
(Krig the Viking)
"..a fruity backwash"
(Major Tom)
"Made from the finest Grape-flavored Kool Aid"
(Steve Weiss)
"Open in a well-ventilated area."
(junkshop_coyote)
Anything that includes the word "croaky."
(BullFrog)
Official date of bottling is listed as "Tuesday."
(MLehde, Paladin)
"Do not juggle, throw, shake, open, drink, or in any other way agitate."
(Good Ol' Horseface)
"Full nose of crushed rabbit berries with hints of ox musk and gentle overtones of zebra sweat"
(whyBother)
"GREEN is the new RED!"
(Paladin)
Sham Pain, Boar Doe, Coney Yak, and Napster Valley should probably be avoided.
(Chuck1863)
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