You start to seriously consider stopping by the liquor store on your way to work.
(AlHubb)
You look forward to having major body parts replaced so you won't have to go to work for 8 weeks.
(AlHubb)
They now INSIST that yoy replace your dial phone with a Droid.
(sbrogdon)
In a recent discussion on how long everybody has been with the company, you were the only one speaking in years.
(Maniac Bob)
Your last good advertising idea was printing the company logo on slide rules and donating them to universities.
(Chuck1863)
You still can't figure out how planes can fly through clouds, but your company stores data up there.
(Magus Noan)
You think nominating a half-term governor from Alaska -- for anything -- is a good idea.
(Major Tom)
As a male underwear model, the waistband up over your chest just isn't selling anymore.
(Jibby Time)
Three times so far this week you got on the bus to go to work, closed your eyes for a minute, and woke up just in time to get off at your stop and have dinner.
(whyBother)
Your Roll-O-Deck can no longer support its own weight.
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