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Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Congressman Is An Idiot

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. His favorite speech is about how proud he is to serve the people of Oklahoma....and he represents Ohio. (AlHubb)
9. He is a Republican and/or a Democrat. (Major Tom)
8. He's running for re-election on his record. (sbrogdon)
7. Named the family dog "Senator," and now has an inferiority complex. (nerfmanB)
6. He's bragging about what a great job Congress has been doing. (Magus Noan)
5. When informed of the number of cattle guards on public land, he said they should be retrained. (Oren Otter)
4. "Wait, am I the elephant one or the donkey one?" (Outsyder)
3. He showed up for work in Richmond because Texas public schools teach their own version of The Civil War. (Chuck1863)
2. He's from Georgia, and since he found out about the European country of Georgia, has assumed that he represents them as well. (Ilsoap)
1. He's now wandering around the state of Washington asking for directions to directions to the Capitol building. (Chuck1863)

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