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Top Ten Signs Your TV Show Won't Last After Its Fall Premiere

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. It's an adaptation of the "classic" web series (and I use the term "classic" very loosely) "Lonelygirl15." (Micklin T. Rahe, Meme Hater Since 2009)
9. Your show lost in the ratings to the Magic Bullet infomercial and the Meredith Baxter-Birney roast. (BABaker)
8. It's a show about waterskiing over sharks. (El Barton)
7. You're not a stinking rich, spoiled, cosmetic surgery addicted, intimate situation videotaping, serial dating twit. (rorschak)
6. Your family sitcom features a dad who isn't a moron and well behaved kids, and all the couples are straight. (BABaker)
5. The fall premiere took place at 2:30 AM on the weather channel. (Gregj09)
4. It has an actual plotline. Nobody wants to see that anymore. (sick of reality tv)
3. The cast: a former "Seinfeld" star, a former "Friends" star, and Ted McGinley. (Outsyder, Chuck1863, The Frunkus Kid)
2. The network execs tell you they're going to try something new and start with your season finale and work backwords. (Murph the Smurf)
1. It's documentary style, about 6 lawyers looking for love at a bar in a hospital where someone gets murdered every week and the crazy gay neighbor decides who can come back for the next episode. (ardnax)

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