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Top Ten Times You Should Listen To A Teenager
(submitted by k.a)
You need some advice about terrible music.
"I recognize the sound of that four-cylinder engine. Pizza's here!"
While you are waiting for the part of the conversation where you tell them that you do want fries with that
Anytime you go on a dating site online and plan on using a username that has funk somewhere in it
(The Frunkus Kid)
When your daughter tells you that you text too much and need to get off Facebook, it's time.
"No, Dad, don't text that to your boss. WTF doesn't mean 'Wave the flag.'"
"Then I was like, 'Wow!' And she was like, 'Wow!' Then I was like, 'Not good'. Then, like it like caught on fire. So, like the Dean wants to meet with you today.
If his previous sentence, which you weren't really listening to, contained the word expelled, police, crash, fire, or pregnant.
As expected we couldn't come up with all 10.
(NuT wItH a GuN)
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