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Top Ten Signs Your Campaign for Local Office Isn't Succeeding

(submitted by Nicko)

10. You're running a campaign as a write-in candidate. And your name is Sklrofwcziwych Masquochsnighx. (Andre)
9. You snapped out of your catatonic state during a debate and started screaming, "The aliens are trying to steal my brain." (The Frunkus Kid)
8. Your name is Theo Therguy, and the "Vote for" yard signs were misprinted. (WAM)
7. In all the polls you are listed as "other." (AlHubb)
6. You can't convince anyone that the city needs an official Snail Catcher. (Magus Noan)
5. Elvis Presley came out of hiding to endorse your opponent. (Chuck1863)
4. Adding "Vote For" to your picture in the P\post office wasn't as effective as you'd hoped. (whyBother)
3. The five o'clock news didn't even bother to cover your most recent federal indictment. (MLehde)
2. While there are a lot of "Star Trek" fans in the world, putting you campaign posters in Klingon was apparently not a good idea. (Squeezette)
1. You're polling in last place, behind Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Sauron, and Voldemort. (Asteria)

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