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Top Ten Dos and Don'ts When Trick-or-Treating in a Bad Neighborhood
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
When someone (something?) behind the door shouts, "What you want? You'll never take me alive, Pig", DO take that as a command to run. Hard. Fast. Like your life depends on it. Which it does.
DON'T try to pet any "small dogs" wearing rat costumes...they don't make rat costumes for small dogs.
That ugly guy drooling on the corner isn't fake so DON'T compliment him on his costume... he's sensitive about that.
DON'T accept candy from someone scarier than you.
DO have a bottle opener handy in case the beer isn't opened when they hand it to you.
DON'T snort the pixie sticks.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
DO let the wookie take your candy. All of it. DON'T complain.
(Sure no problem!)
DO remember that when a man is dressed as a flasher on Halloween, he may also be dressed as a flasher the other 364 days of the year.
If a "housewife" approaches your car and asks if you want a treat, DO keep driving.
When in trouble, DO accept help from Policemen, DON'T accept help from 'Sexy Policemen'
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