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Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to be James Bond
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
No matter how hard you try, you can't turn your Cajun accent into a fake British accent.
Not much of a risk taker when a situation arises, you prefer to sit back and wait for the U.N. to form a fact finding mission.
You think a tuxedo t-shirt is classy.
Oh sure, James Bond puts a laser on his watch and it's cool. But you do it, and it's all "arrest warrant" this and "taking the kids away for their safety" that.
When the bad guy revealed all the details of his plan, you'd need him to repeat it several times and still forget most of it.
Even the NRA thinks you're just too much of a dufus to be running around with a loaded gun.
(No Dear I didn't)
You think that suave is a hair product and are really sure what debonair means, something about breathing, maybe?
Although an avid skydiver, water skiier and snow boarder, you realise that, as Bond, you won't be performing this on an Xbox 360.
When sitting calm and cool at the baccaret table you still have a tendency to yell out "GO FISH."
You don't really care whether your Shirley Temple is shaken or stirred.
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