Your discount groupon ticket put you on rowing duty for sixteen hours a day
(Tristan)
Instead of being promised "swimming with the dolphins", they keep saying something about "sleeping with the fish"
(Tristan)
You're standing on the wall, leaning on the deck, instead of the other way around.
(Stephen H)
The life boats are just pictures painted on the sides of the ship.
(Chuck1863)
The swimming pool doubles as the chef's live seafood tank.
(Magus Noan)
Recreation options include classes in first aid, shipboard crisis management, and bilge pump repair.
(lefty)
Captain asks travellers to move to the "high side" of the ship to fix the listing.
(El Barton)
You have their personal guarantee that the Captain will go down with the ship.
(Stephen H)
Your cabin boy takes apart the cute puppy dog made out of towels, claiming the dog was rabid and had to be put down.
(Oren Otter)
Somali pirates are afraid to board your ship because it "looks like junk".
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