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Top Ten Ways Disney will Change Star Wars

10. New non-violent Disney format will replace space battles at the end of every movie with the Jedi and Sith sitting down and talking over what they've learned about each others' cultures. (MLehde)
9. Due to it's teen-centric programing, Episodes 7-9 will actually be about Luke's son's awkward teenage years. (Strat)
8. They will discover Darth Vador has a fine singing voice. (RAM)
7. Luke and Leia discover they are twins... hey, wait a minute...That's Parent Trap! (Bentley Bones)
6. Now you can only see the movies every 10 years... when they come out of "The Vault." (Paladin)
5. Leia will fall in love with Chewbacca, turning him back into a prince. (Steve Weiss)
4. At some point, we'll get a story about a stormtrooper who was short, but had a big heart and made it into the legion. (BABaker)
3. Justin Bieber as Han Solo and Miley Cyrus as Princess Leia. No one will know the difference, right? (Gregj09)
2. Princess Leia's and Han Solo's daughter will try to keep her identity as a princess secret while she attends public school resulting in heartwarming hijinks and a lesson for all. (MLehde)
1. Jar Jar Binks will re-dubbed to sound like Donald Duck and be a little less annoying. (Micklin T. Rahe, Who Sounds Like He's From New England)

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