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Top Ten Signs You Are at a Bad Yard Sale
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
They are trying to sell the yard itself. For $5.
(Wools)
The guys wearing black military fatigues standing guard over the table of Tupperware & mis-matched plates.
(AlHubb)
Instead of tables, items for sale are on top of the junk cars parked throughout the yard.
(BABaker)
The owner sits in a lawn chair with a baseball bat yelling: "Get the hell off my driveway, damn low-lifes!"
(Bentley Bones)
They're throwing in one of their kids or free with purchase of a lamp.
(Unck42)
The Dad is just finishing off the last of the 'antique' Miller Lite beers.
(Oops they did it again.)
You are buying back all of your stolen furniture.
(IOIO)
It can basically be described as a fire sale. A literal fire sale. As in THE YARD IS ON FIRE!
(Micklin T. Rahe, Hot Comedy Made Daily)
The word "Yard" is misspelled on the signs.
(Geoduck)
It looks like the delivery truck from QVC tipped over in the driveway.
(Bentley Bones)
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