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Top Ten Things Your Car Would Say If It Could Talk

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10. Here, squirrely, squirrely, squirrely. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Can I trade you in for a better driver? I'm thinking Jason Statham from the Transporter (Tristan)
8. Your taste in music sucks, and if you turn on talk radio one more time, I swear to God I will short out every electrical system! (Tristan)
7. If I have to share the garage with someone, could you please go buy me a cute Corvette? (Bentley Bones)
6. Not so close, not so close... NOT SO CLOSE!!!!!!! (Bentley Bones)
5. Hey, wanna increase our mileage? Try driving with the Parking Brake off! (Jibby in Cruise)
4. Let's be honest -- even if I were a Maserati she would blow you off. (Major Tom)
3. Dude - full tires are NOT a "treat." (Major Tom)
2. Do we really have to listen to Adele? AGAIN? (Strat)
1. I'm f__kin' serious! I ain't goin' outta this driveway until you agree to see Transformers 4 at the Drive-In! (Good Ol' Horseface)

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