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Top Ten Ways to Avoid the Fiscal Cliff

(submitted by Bentley Bones)

10. Step on the gas, maybe it's just a canyon, and we can jump across. (Dollar=0)
9. Sell Alaska back to Russia. But offer it to Canada first, to start a bidding war. (Krig the Viking)
8. Raise retirement age which means better news for wal-mart people greeters (The Frunkus Kid)
7. Just -- someone steer, dammit. (Major Tom)
6. Go back to the barter system (thunderclan)
5. Two words: 14 Red. (Micklin T. Rahe, A Sure Bet)
4. Spend the night at Cheers talking to Fiscal Norm instead. (Bentley Bones, rorschak)
3. Borrow more money NOW, so we can build the Fiscal Handrail. (Stephen H)
2. Charge $3.95 for anybody using the phrase "fiscal cliff" in conversation, $4.95 on facebook, $79 for print, and $179 for televison. (Tristan, MLehde)
1. Take contributions to replace next elections campaign ads with Victoria's Secret specials. (Contributions will clear the deficit in no time flat) (Tristan)

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