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Top Ten Signs Your Plumber Used to Be a Marine
(submitted by Good Ol' Horseface)
Clears clogged toliets by lowering an M67 handgrenade down the bowl with a string, yanking hard and running like hell.
When he hollers something about "You maggots" your finally realize he is talking about REAL maggots.....
Improvise, adapt, overcome means your sink cabinet looks like a nuclear power plant.
Everytime he loosens or tightens something he yells, "WHOO-HA!"
The slogan on his truck reads "If it isn't waist-high, you aren't wet yet."
He can't plunge a toilet without shouting a cadence.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Plumber's crack adorned with "Semper Fi" and "Kiss this" tattoos.
"THIS IS MY WRENCH, THIS IS MY GUN, THIS IS FOR PLUMBIN', THIS IS FOR FUN"
"I'll be at your place between 1200 and 2400 hours."
He puts his face inches away from leaky pipes and screams "YOU'RE WETTING YOURSELF LIKE A LITTLE GIRL". It works.
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