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Top Ten Signs You're Already Tired of Listening to Holiday Music

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You've even gotten tired of the parody lyrics. (Magus Noan)
9. Four months of a steady diet of any music will lead to "listener fatigue," and we still have a month to go. (AlHubb)
8. Whenever the radio plays a holiday tune, you flip over to Rush Limbaugh... gladly. (Bentley Bones, BABaker)
7. Your wife's prized position, a vintage Christmas music box, has joined a Bing crosby holiday CD and a string of christmas bells in the raging fire of your fireplace. (Strat)
6. Your parakeet can now sing all five verses of "Deck the Halls." (Bentley Bones)
5. You are gunned down by the mall cops for shooting out the overhead speakers after the 12th rendition of Jingle Bells by the Barking Dogs. (AlHubb)
4. You miss October's political ads. (Bentley Bones)
3. You find yourself talking back to the songs, "No, I don't hear what you hear, leave me alone!" (BABaker)
2. You start hoping they would play Adele songs over and over again. (Jibby Rocks!)
1. You scheduled your colonoscopy for the same time as your child's school Christmas concert. (BABaker)

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