You just got invited to appear with your girlfriend on Maury.
(Bentley Bones)
You woke up on Dec 22nd and realized that the world didn't end and that selling off everything you own was a stupid idea.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Donald Trump bought the houses on either side of yours.
(Major Tom)
You remove all the asbestos from your house, and it promptly burns down.
(BABaker)
Your Mother-in-Law has interpreted your silence as a "yes" to her suggestion she move in with you while her hemorrhoids are healing.
(AlHubb)
Your wife just learned how to read your computer's browser history.
(Bentley Bones)
A four-leaf clover spontaneously sprouts a fifth leaf as soon as you pick it up.
(sgamer82, MLehde)
The rabbit is suing you for $3.5 million ... and he wants his foot back, too.
(Magus Noan)
Your favorite "Star light, star bright" wishing star got sucked into a black hole.
(Magus Noan)
Every date you write now has a 13 in it.
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