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Top Ten Signs You Drank Too Much At A Bad Superbowl Party

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You need a jackhammer to get through the sludge in you mouth, but thanks to several dozen hot wings the other end is quite the opposite. (AlHubb)
9. Your bank account is empty; you are now a Mary Kay Distributor; and the Host's Wife is shopping for a new car. (Spoticus)
8. The last thing you remember is Joe Namath dropping back to pass. (Chuck1863)
7. You wore nacho hair gel to work the next day. (Buffalo Gal)
6. You accidentaly won the dance contest while walking to the toilet ((I heard this as a joke) danb1974)
5. Your fingers hurt because when you were on the dance floor, dancing and having a great time, everyone kept stepping on your fingers. (AlHubb)
4. You can't stay in the room any time a beer commercial comes on. (Maniac Bob)
3. It was hosted by soccer moms and they were comparing tupperware. (The Frunkus Kid)
2. It takes you 3 days to post a Top ten List. (Spoticus, Stephen H, Oops they did it again., Madam Annie Whittington)
1. You wake up engaged to Manti Te'o's girlfriend. (Spoticus, sageandscholar)

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