"And if you believed any of that, you're part of the problem in this country!"
(BABaker)
"Look at camera two... Good night."
(Tristan with a teleprompter)
"Good night, and may you be our lead story tomorrow."
(Magus Noan)
"This was all very depressing. I'm going to go get drunk."
(Major Tom)
"And that's the news we were allowed to tell you due to possible boycott of all our sponsors. Good night."
(The Incognito Penguin)
"Tune in tomorrow night for very similar stories with different names."
(BABaker)
"Huge mushroom cloud spotted with intense radioactivity - details tomorrow."
(Norm Shelton)
"And that's the news that has touched us this evening. Hopefully we get to touch you again tomorrow."
(The Incognito Penguin)
"And this final word: Honey please answer your phone and give me a chance to explain I'm not sleeping with your best friend!"
(Bentley Bones)
"Now that we've totally spoiled your day, Good night!"
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