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Top Ten Signs You Are Too Jolly
(submitted by Stephen H)
Your doctor prescribed you whiskey and country music for the Holidays.
Your BJC (Blood Jolly Content) registers in excess of 0.08%.
You are the new mascot for a company that sells frozen peas.
Your coworkers just assume that you're usually drunk.
You laugh so hard you fart.
You have more than three Hos.
You think Little Orphan Annie could use some cheering up.
Your belly jiggles like a tanker full of jelly.
The tube the police are making you blow into
You get a cease and desist from santa.
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