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Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear From Your Cab Driver
(submitted by bron bron)
You take the shotgun. I need both hands to drive.
If the cops ask, you have been with me since 2:00.
Oh, THIS is the neighborhood I'm not supposed to drive through.
(Oops he said it again.)
Hello? Oh, hey, man, what's up? What? Huh?! WHAT THE ****!? NO! NO!!! NO, I'M ON MY WAY RIGHT NOW!!
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Hey want to see me drive with my nose?
You're not late, so long as we can generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricty for the flux capacitor.
Man I'm sure glad you look better than the last guy to sit back there, all weeping sores and coughing up stuff. So, where to?
So I says, 'The heck with bein' pope, I'll just go drive a cab!' and here I am today!
You know what I think is wrong with the world...
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