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Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to Replace Pope Benedict
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You think the Popemobile is a poor man's Batmobile.
Your first question: "Does infallibility cover speeding tickets?"
Between Nascar and NFL channel, your Sundays are pretty booked up.
You spent a lot of time bulking up your pecs and calves, and no one will ever see them again.
Despite nailing ther talent and swimsuit portions of the competition, you really stumbled when it came to evening wear.
You're already 6 foot 6 inches. The hat would make you disturbingly tall.
(No dear I didn't)
The only reason you come to mass is for the free wine.
It won't be long before everyone figures out you're chanting in Pig Latin.
(Micklin T. Rahe, The Last Name Bound For Pig Latin)
You think Rosary Beads are what they give out at Mardi Gras.
Your wife isn't keen on moving.
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