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Top Ten Reasons You Made No New Year's Resolutions

(submitted by Magus Noan)

10. You made a resolution last year to not waste your time. (Buffalo Gal)
9. Congress and the President won't do anything, so why should we? (FB09)
8. You're just going to break them all January 2nd, so why bother? (Toujin)
7. Still haven't given up on the one from last year involving the hot tub of jello and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders. (MLehde)
6. Still haven't got the hang of this newfangled Gregorian calendar. (Krig the Viking)
5. Haven't given up on the Mayans ... yet! (Squeezette)
4. It's January 7th. Why make a resolution now? (Micklin T. Rahe, Time Warper)
3. You're keeping last year's resolution: to make no more New Year's resolutions. (Magus Noan)
2. Your resolution for 1987 was "No more new resolutions until I lose 10 pounds." (Krig the Viking)
1. It's easier to wait until next December, see if anything changed, and if so, claim that was the resolution. (Steve Weiss)

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