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Top Ten Good Things That Could Come Out Of The Government Sequestration
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Millions improve their vocabularies by learning what "sequestration" means.
Luckily It should crash the stock market; you were getting dangerously close to being one of the greedy 1%.
10% fewer TSA gropings at the airports
The airport has started scheduling medical X-rays to help pay for security and they're quite reasonably priced.
Aircraft Carriers being converted to Cruise ships offer an interesting alternative to Carnival Cruise line.
Future negotiations between Congress and President less likely to conclude with the phrase, "Oh yeah, well I double dare you!"
Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon replaced with Dept. of Labor Day Telethon.
Sequins look good on everything!
Equestrians, concerned about negative connection to Sequestration, finally change name of sport to "Horsey Back Ride."
The Do Nothing Congress will now be labeled "YOU did THAT Congress."
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