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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Most Common Causes of Retirement for Carnival Workers

(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)

10. Today's teenagers are too scary (JAM's Little Brother)
9. Too many errant skeeballs to the cranium (The Frunkus Kid)
8. Ferris Wheel Flashbacks (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. Death (Have you seen some of those people? They have to be a hundred years old!) (scamp)
6. Lung collapse from years of blowing up balloons for dart game (JAM's Little Brother)
5. Calliope music...the endless, uncreasing, brain-melting calliope music (Major Tom)
4. Heard TSA was hiring (JAM's Little Brother)
3. Torn rotator cuffs from having to move so many lead-weighted bottles in the baseball throw gallery (AlHubb)
2. Recurring nightmares about giant stuffed animals chasing after them, trying to get revenge for breaking up the stuffed animal families (End Teddy Bear slavery now!)
1. Mad Clown Disease (FB09)

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