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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Coming Down With March Madness

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. You rented a 50" TV for your Cubicle at work. (Spoticus)
9. It's not that you've got a bracket for "Where to have lunch," but that you have a conversation with yourself about it in Dick Vitale's voice (Tristan)
8. You actually did reasearch on what a billiken is and if it could beat a duck in real life. (The Frunkus Kid)
7. It's 3am, and you're researching how to safely mount a TV in the shower. (BABaker)
6. You remembered to do your brackets a week ahead of time but your kid's birthday totally escaped your mind. (The Frunkus Kid)
5. Every waste basket in the house has a backboard attached. (JAM)
4. Cleaning up the garage, you can't resist trying to dribble a plastic Halloween pumpkin. (Magus Noan)
3. Any time you hear a word that might be an obscure university from the northeast, you check your bracket. (BABaker)
2. Spending a $1,000 for a bracket analyzing program to win a $100 office pool (Spoticus)
1. You've spent weeks reviewing every statistical sports analysis but still can't figure out how to complete your 1040EZ. (JAM)

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