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Top Ten Signs You Might Be Coming Down With March Madness
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You rented a 50" TV for your Cubicle at work.
(Spoticus)
It's not that you've got a bracket for "Where to have lunch," but that you have a conversation with yourself about it in Dick Vitale's voice
(Tristan)
You actually did reasearch on what a billiken is and if it could beat a duck in real life.
(The Frunkus Kid)
It's 3am, and you're researching how to safely mount a TV in the shower.
(BABaker)
You remembered to do your brackets a week ahead of time but your kid's birthday totally escaped your mind.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Every waste basket in the house has a backboard attached.
(JAM)
Cleaning up the garage, you can't resist trying to dribble a plastic Halloween pumpkin.
(Magus Noan)
Any time you hear a word that might be an obscure university from the northeast, you check your bracket.
(BABaker)
Spending a $1,000 for a bracket analyzing program to win a $100 office pool
(Spoticus)
You've spent weeks reviewing every statistical sports analysis but still can't figure out how to complete your 1040EZ.
(JAM)
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