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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Elvis is Your Neighbor

(submitted by I am a psycho)

10. His backyard clothes line is filled with silk scarves, jumpsuits and rhinestone capes. (The Incognito Penguin)
9. He goes door-to-door asking if anyone is selling girl scout cookies. (The Incognito Penguin)
8. Keeps asking to borrow a "Hunka-Hunka-Hunka" of your cheese. (Jam's Little Brother)
7. Old fat women continually throw their "delicate" underthings on his lawn, and they invariably drift into your yard. (Now get THAT visual out of your head) (AlHubb)
6. Your house address is "99 Lonely Street." (WAM)
5. He wears silk scarves to pass out while grocery shopping. (JAM)
4. 5am helicopter pizza deliveries (whyBother)
3. His twice a week cleaning lady bears a striking resemblance to Ann-Margret. (MLehde)
2. He's old, but he smells of fried peanut butter and bananas. (Bentley Bones)
1. He has to be; That's what the CIA transmissions in your brain tell you. (Outsyder)

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