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Top Ten Ways the Cruise Line Industry is Trying to Lure Back Travelers

(submitted by MLehde)

10. Their absolute word that there are no icebergs in the Caribbean. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Free long distance swim lessons with every ticket purchase (Jam's Little Brother)
8. FDA approved dehydrated and freeze dried foods just like the astronauts ate! (JAM)
7. If your cruise ship is stuck in the middle of the ocean for a couple of weeks, they aren't charging you for "bonus time." (Wools)
6. The new ships have wheels and only travel on the Interstates. (Norm Shelton)
5. Every Tuesday is "Shoot a Somali Pirate" day. (BABaker)
4. Guests are now only required to pay for food that "stays down." (BABaker)
3. If your boat capsizes and you survive, you'll get a sizable role in the TV movie based on your adventures. (Outsyder)
2. Carnival is rebranding as Survivor! (Maniac Bob, ardnax)
1. Disney Cruises now feature the Gold Bikini Princess Leia in the disney princess lineup. (BABaker)

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