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Top Ten Reasons Pigs Can't Fly

(submitted by Felly Smeet)

10. They found out the hard way Homeland Security can't distinguish them from missiles. (JAM)
9. Same reason for elephants: from hundreds of feet in the air, their droppings could be lethal weapons! (Magus Noan)
8. Cars are next for flying. Then pigs. (whyBother)
7. They can't clear TSA screening. (lefty)
6. Would rather spend time on cruise ship (Jam's Little Brother)
5. Still haven't figured out how to convert curly tail in to workable propeller (Jam's Little Brother)
4. Their wings come out of a little slot in their backs, which has been long jammed up with pocket change. (Bentley Bones)
3. Because who would bother duck hunting when there were spare ribs on the wing. (MLehde)
2. No one seemed impressed when the cow jumped over the moon so why bother? (JAM)
1. The budget is still not balanced. (wheels)

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