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Top Ten Indicators Your Wife is Cheating on You with a Mime

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Her new friends all dress like Venitian Gondola Boat operators (Jam's Little Brother)
9. Your electric razor is covered with white face paint! (JAM's Friend PRL3)
8. You accuse her of the cheating part, and she cries by finger-tracing a tear down her cheek. (Good Ol' Horseface)
7. You answer the phone and nobody's there. (Stephen H, MLehde, MLehde)
6. You catch her walking in her sleep and banging into imaginary wall. (JAM)
5. All of a sudden, she excels during games of charades. (Jam's Little Brother)
4. She says you are not man enough to fight your way out of an imaginary box. (Buffalo gal)
3. It's the things she doesn't say that are most telling. (Major Tom)
2. She spends an inordinate amount of time on her iPhone using FaceTime without saying a single word. (Bentley Bones)
1. Your parrott has started to say "         !" (Bentley Bones)

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