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Top Ten Sure-Fire Ways to Get an Annoying Song Out of Your Head

(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)

10. Schedule that root canal you've been putting off. (JAM)
9. I no longer have annoying songs in my head because the voices chased them all out. (AlHubb)
8. Try to fixate on your worst fear - like having an inane song stuck in your head (whyBother)
7. Stick a virus-infected USB stick in your ear. (Squeezette)
6. Recite Pi ... backwards, starting at the end. (Squeezette)
5. Ask five people, "Hey, know what annoying song I have running through my head?" Then it's their problem. (Major Tom)
4. One word: lobotomy (Micklin T. Rahe, The Thinking Man)
3. There's a handy Lobotomy App for that now. (Geoduck)
2. Imagine the same song with Fran Drescher singing it. (Jam's Litte Brother)
1. I don't have a good suggestion, but "Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey!" You're welcome. (finlero)

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