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Top Ten Sure-Fire Ways to Get an Annoying Song Out of Your Head
(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)
Schedule that root canal you've been putting off.
I no longer have annoying songs in my head because the voices chased them all out.
Try to fixate on your worst fear - like having an inane song stuck in your head
Stick a virus-infected USB stick in your ear.
Recite Pi ... backwards, starting at the end.
Ask five people, "Hey, know what annoying song I have running through my head?" Then it's their problem.
One word: lobotomy
(Micklin T. Rahe, The Thinking Man)
There's a handy Lobotomy App for that now.
Imagine the same song with Fran Drescher singing it.
(Jam's Litte Brother)
I don't have a good suggestion, but "Hey Mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind hey Mickey!" You're welcome.
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