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Top Ten Reasons to Live on a Boat

(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)

10. You just love to vomit. (Jam's Little Brother)
9. To get rid of that annoying zip code (meh)
8. You have a better chance of meeting Spongbob Squarepants living on a boat. (Jam's Little Brother)
7. It's probably more economical to buy a Carnival cruise ship than a home. And it has a slide! (Bob)
6. You just got a great deal on a piece of triangularly shapped water property near Burmuda. (Jam's Little Brother)
5. If anyone falls asleep at your dinner parties, you can marry them to each other. (Major Tom)
4. You don't have to mow the water. (whyBother)
3. It cancels out the annoying waterbed "ocean motion." (WAM)
2. You'll be the first to scoop up all that free oil next time there's a spill! (Jam's Little Brother)
1. Your childhood role model is the Gordon's Fish Sticks guy. (Jam's Little Brother)

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