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Top Ten Hidden Items In The Approved Fiscal Cliff Deal

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. An Acme air mattress (junkshop_coyote)
9. The Agriculture Department finally gets its own Doomsday Weapon. (Geoduck)
8. Congress threw a bone to Texas by giving Alaska back to the Russians. (AlHubb)
7. Seizure of all assets related to "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," for the good of the country (rorschak)
6. $1,000,000 Research Grant to find out where Congress waste money (Spoticus)
5. Rum and NASCAR? Those are just covers to re-stock all the office liquor cabinets and congressional limos. (Raven)
4. A swear jar will now be instituted for politicians in Washington. Proceeds were supposed to go to the budget deficit, but a last minute change appropriated it all for beer. (Tristan)
3. To offset the increased harassment caused by the term "Fiscal Cliff," anyone named Cliff will be exempt from tax increases. (lefty)
2. All plants and animals are being counted as citizens so anyone earning any money at all will be in the top 2%. (Chuck1863)
1. Requisitioning of 50,000 tin cans, all to be kicked down the road (finlero)

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