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Top Ten Things to Do with Your Pulled Wisdom Teeth

(submitted by Buffalo Gal)

10. Give them to the carnies at the county fair. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. Create a scale model of Stonehenge and see if it does anything. (Doktor Wer)
8. They make interesting additions to the ice cube tray. (AlHubb)
7. Grind them into a powder that can be sprinkled around your bed to ward away that nocturnal fiend The Tooth Fairy. (MLehde)
6. Incorporate them into a trophy - "Fastest Bottle Cap Opener Champion" (JAM)
5. Stare at them for hours, wondering how to get the wisdom out of them. (Magus Noan)
4. Display them on sticks by the bathroom sink, as a warning to your other teeth. (Krig the Viking)
3. But them in a jar with any other teeth you lose along the way. One day your best pick up line will be "I've gots all me own teeth" and then show them the jar. (Raven)
2. This halloween, take your Jack-o-lantern to the next level. (BABaker)
1. Leave them on the receptionist's desk at the dentist with a "Need one/Take one" sign. (BABaker)

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