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Top Ten Ways the Internal Revenue Service is Planning to Repair Its Image

(submitted by MLehde)

10. New box on tax form: "If we audit you, do you want to go double or nothing?" (Micklin T. Rahe, Not In The Money)
9. Pretty blue smocks, just like the Walmart Greeters (jumpinjack)
8. To avoid the impression that they're singling people out for audits, now *everyone* gets audited! (Krig the Viking)
7. Team with Disney to get a nice animated "We're sorry" song and dance. (BABaker)
6. Hire Robert Downey Jr as an image consultant. (Tristan)
5. Headline: "IRS officially states it had nothing to do with Bengazi coverup or gun control legislation" (BABaker)
4. Change the "I" in "IRS to an "i"; You know, "The iRS", like Apple does with everything! (Squeezette)
3. This is a trick question: the topic implies the IRS had a good reputation at some point. (Outsyder, Madam Annie Whittington)
2. New slogan: "Slightly more effective than the U.S. Post Office" (JAM's Friend PRL3)
1. "We're not, but thank you for asking though, Mister Lehde is it?" (BABaker)

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