That video of you failing at Riker's "swing leg over chair back to sit down" just went viral.
(Mute)
You don't boldly go into your dark basement, let alone the Mutara Nebula.
(BABaker)
You asked your commander how soon you'd be issued a light saber.
(Chuck1863)
You wouldn't be able to use the computer with your stuttering problem.
(Wools)
Height: 5'4" Weight: 290 Appearance in monotard uniform: Ridiculous
(whyBother)
You aren't allowed within 100 feet of anything with a "stun" setting ever since you started abusing black-market phasers as a sleep-aid.
(Draco Dei)
You find the Prime Directive (non-interference) completely incompatible with your urge to spread ROCK AND ROLL across the entire universe.
(Tristan, Sageandscholar)
You firmly believe in the no-win scenario
(BABaker)
The needs of the "you," outweigh the needs of the few, and everyone else.
(BABaker)
You have a wife, kids, job, life, etc.
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