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Top Ten Signs Tech Support Has Had Enough

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10. "You want me to stick the power cord where????" (Norm Shelton)
9. "Yes, I am from India. And I am sick of faking the accent." (Bentley Bones)
8. "Ma'am for the 4th time, I CAN'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE POINTING AT!" (BABaker)
7. They come over and pour MORE coffee on your hard drive. (Oh Dear, Steve Weiss)
6. You just heard them tell you they suspect your flux capacitor is bad, and you know you were on speakerphone when they did it. (BABaker)
5. Audio files of your last three tech calls have gone viral and one has its own animated storyboard. (MLehde)
4. Your support rep is requesting to speak to YOUR supervisor. (
3. "Power your PC off." "Is it off now?" "Good! Now leave it that way!" (No Dear, I didn't., Major Tom)
2. "You know what sir, put your grandson on the phone and we'll see if we can get somewhere with this." (BABaker)
1. You haven't won at solitaire in six weeks. (Chuck1863)

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