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Top Ten Ways to Get Over Your Hopeless Crush
(submitted by mopey)
Find another hopeless crush, then another, then another, then another, until finally you are 45 years old and have 27 cats.
About 10 shots of Tequila did it for me.
By sitting in your room, sucking your thumb and rubbing your favorite blankie on your cheek for hours on end
Inform the IRS that the object of your affection secretly belongs to the Tea Party. Sweet revenge is step one on the road to recovery.
Not really sure, various constitutional amendments always got in my way.
Get an even more hopeless crush.
Quit stalking her on facebook, get rid of your binoculars, and most importantly, regain your connection to everything important in the world by watching EVERY EPISODE of Doctor Who.
Replace the picture of her on your bathroom mirror with a copy of the restraining order.
Pick a fight with her boyfriend, the hockey player.
Find somone to hit you in the head with a frying pan in order to forget her... along with your identity, age and place of residence.
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