He needs a pet, and does not take no for an answer.
(danb1974)
He'll go all "Wild Thing" on it.
(FB09)
By getting the help of his hundreds of ex-girlfriends
(FB09)
Promise the Loch Ness monster its fifteen minute of fame, complete with hot babes
(Tristan)
A few drops of tiger blood scattered across the loch should be enough to drive the monster, along with the salmon and alge, out of the water, making capture a snap.
(MLehde)
He is fishing for it right now in his father's pool using a lime green rubber squid while tossing back jello shots of tequilla!
(Buffalo Gal)
First: Realize the Loch Ness Monster is not in Sea World in San Diego.
(Buffalo Gal)
When he quits drinking, he will see Nessie everywhere. All he has to do is grab hold.
(AlHubb, AlHubb)
He is twittering for a three-way with Godzilla.
(Buffalo Gal)
With Wonder Woman's lasso
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