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Top Ten Real Reasons Obama Did Not Support the Petition to Build a Death Star

(submitted by Spoticus)

10. What the heck you gonna blow up with it? We haven't found any other populated planets yet. (Good Ol' Horseface)
9. It wasn't Shovel Ready (Spoticus)
8. Because he's pulling all the stops for The Borg's Space Cube. (Strat)
7. The US government already owns three of the things. (Geoduck)
6. All his money is going to holodeck research. (Outsyder)
5. The presidents of the SEIU and AFL-CIO are still arguing over the color scheme. (sbrogdon)
4. Couldn't stand the idea of "Darth Biden". (rorschak)
3. Someone stole the plans. (Steve Weiss)
2. If we build one, the NRA will claim everyone has a Constitutional right to have one for hunting deer. (Wools)
1. The Republican ban on cloning made the crew too expensive. (Chuck1863)

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