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Top Ten Things the NSA Found Out From Your Phone Records
(submitted by Squeezette)
15 minutes with Geico won't really save you 15%.
Your life is more boring than watching a glass of cold water sweat.
The definitive database of who does and doesn't have Prince Albert in the can
You called your home answering machine 824 times to check messages. You received two messages.
You should check your speed dial. You've been accidentally butt-dialing 1-800-HOT-BABE everyday for months.
"No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you. No, you..."
You probably have a very, very clean oven.
The average time between ordering a pizza and making a phone call to ask why the delivery boy hasn't been at the door yet is 48 minutes 11 seconds.
They knew about love triangles, but you're part of a love-15-angle you know only 4 other people from.
Bookie: 138 calls. Buds: 82 calls. Girlfriends: 63 calls. Mother: 0 calls. NSA says for shame!
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