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Top Ten Things the NSA Found Out From Your Phone Records

(submitted by Squeezette)

10. 15 minutes with Geico won't really save you 15%. (Wools)
9. Your life is more boring than watching a glass of cold water sweat. (Buffalo Gal)
8. The definitive database of who does and doesn't have Prince Albert in the can (junkshop_coyote)
7. You called your home answering machine 824 times to check messages. You received two messages. (Steve Weiss)
6. You should check your speed dial. You've been accidentally butt-dialing 1-800-HOT-BABE everyday for months. (whyBother)
5. "No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you. No, you..." (meh)
4. You probably have a very, very clean oven. (Major Tom)
3. The average time between ordering a pizza and making a phone call to ask why the delivery boy hasn't been at the door yet is 48 minutes 11 seconds. (Andre)
2. They knew about love triangles, but you're part of a love-15-angle you know only 4 other people from. (Andre)
1. Bookie: 138 calls. Buds: 82 calls. Girlfriends: 63 calls. Mother: 0 calls. NSA says for shame! (whyBother)

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