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Top Ten Ways To Tell It's August

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. Your air conditioner has gone from June hum to July shudder and now to steady August whine. (whyBother)
9. You're stretched out in the shade sweating, and it's 8pm. (is it winter yet?)
8. You can't walk down the sidewalk for all the eggs being fried. (AlHubb)
7. Knowing he has to go back to school soon, your teenager hits maximum on the grumpy scale. (Buffalo Gal)
6. Your husband has quit obsessing over his hopeless fantasy baseball team and is now obsessing over his hopeless fantasy football team. (Tristan)
5. That annoying former history major in the next cubicle hasn't shut up about Roman emporers since June and won't till September. (MLehde)
4. You don't lick ice cream; you drink it. (danb1974)
3. Brett Favre just came out of retirement, saw his shadow, and went back in. (Thomas Palsson)
2. Fire hydrants are starting to seek out dogs. (AlHubb)
1. Half the discount store shelves are filled with Back to School junk. The other half are being cleared for Halloween. (Magus Noan)

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