It is hush-hush. He is spying on Russia.
(Buffalo Gal)
His problem with the NSA was that they weren't spying on their own people enough.
(Wools)
He wanted to live in a free society where the government does not spy on their own people. Then he got lost and wound up in Russia.
(Wools)
Where else does the county fair have six categories for pissing off the United States government?
(Maniac Bob)
Always dreamed of serving a Bond Villain as a lacky and working for Valdimir Putin was the closest gig he could find.
(MLehde)
His parents constantly played The Beatles "Back in the USSR" in his nursery and their subliminal time bomb finally went off.
(MLehde)
To see Sarah Palin's house
(jumpin jack)
Lack of NSA spyware means faster internet access.
(Squeezette)
Because in Soviet Russia, you watch Big Brother!
(Good Ol' Horseface)
He has a big, secret plan how to finally get Moose and Squirrel.
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