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Top Ten Reasons To Buy a Ginsu Knife

(submitted by k.a)

10. It's the only way to cut your mother-in-law's pot roast. (lefty)
9. To protect yourself from Ginsus (jumpin jack)
8. You really live for that moment of human contact when the UPS driver rings your door bell. (Maniac Bob)
7. Get it now before those whacko knife-control fanatics outlaw them. (Stephen H)
6. You feel that five digits per hand is too many. (AlHubb)
5. Selling them is the only job your college graduate has. (IOIO)
4. Because the meat off my george foreman grill is tough, even though my strength is bowflex enhanced. (BABaker)
3. Your junk drawer isn't quite full yet. (Maniac Bob)
2. The table settings look ridiculous with your Ginsu Forks and Ginsu Spoons next to plasticware cutlery. (Major Tom)
1. Your unabiding hatred of soda cans, which is matched only by your fear of tomatoes (Major Tom)

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